Frenchie Toy Soldiers - Funny Pharm Factory Tee
Black / XS
$36.99
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Attention! The K-9 Corps has been deployed.
Inspired by the classic green toy soldiers many of us grew up with, this design swaps out ordinary troops for the toughest squad in the Funny Pharm Factory.
Bill and Gogo are standing by with their miniature K-9 unit, ready to defend your snacks, protect your couch, and complete highly classified missions… probably involving treats.
Whether you grew up crawling across the living room with plastic army men or just appreciate a little nostalgic chaos, this tee reports for duty.
Mission Status:
* 🪖 Nostalgia: Activated
* 🐾 K-9 Unit: Deployed
* 😂 Seriousness: Classified
Warning: Side effects may include making “pew pew” noises while walking through the grocery store.
Frenchie Toy Soldiers - Funny Pharm Factory Tee
$36.99
Inspired by the classic green toy soldiers many of us grew up with, this design swaps out ordinary troops for the toughest squad in the Funny Pharm Factory.
Bill and Gogo are standing by with their miniature K-9 unit, ready to defend your snacks, protect your couch, and complete highly classified missions… probably involving treats.
Whether you grew up crawling across the living room with plastic army men or just appreciate a little nostalgic chaos, this tee reports for duty.
Mission Status:
* 🪖 Nostalgia: Activated
* 🐾 K-9 Unit: Deployed
* 😂 Seriousness: Classified
Warning: Side effects may include making “pew pew” noises while walking through the grocery store.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |