It Puts The Lotion In The Basket
XS
$41.99
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A little lotion. A little basket. A whole lot of questionable behavior.
It Puts The Lotion In The Basket is for anyone who likes their humor dark, their movie references slightly unhinged, and their wardrobe one restraining order away from fabulous.
Soft, comfortable, and perfect for movie nights, awkward public encounters, or casually making strangers wonder if they should keep walking.
⚠️ FUNNY PHARM WARNING:
May cause excessive moisturizing, unexplained basket purchases, and people yelling movie quotes at you from across the room.
Prescribed by The Funny Pharm Factory.
Side effects may include compliments, concern, and extremely soft skin.
It Puts The Lotion In The Basket
$41.99
It Puts The Lotion In The Basket is for anyone who likes their humor dark, their movie references slightly unhinged, and their wardrobe one restraining order away from fabulous.
Soft, comfortable, and perfect for movie nights, awkward public encounters, or casually making strangers wonder if they should keep walking.
⚠️ FUNNY PHARM WARNING:
May cause excessive moisturizing, unexplained basket purchases, and people yelling movie quotes at you from across the room.
Prescribed by The Funny Pharm Factory.
Side effects may include compliments, concern, and extremely soft skin.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |