{"product_id":"neon-menace-french-bulldog-hoodie","title":"Neon Menace - French Bulldog Hoodie","description":"Congratulations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’ve officially been admitted to The Funny Pharm Factory™.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a warning label disguised as streetwear.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing our signature neon Frenchie logo on the front and oversized Funny Pharm Factory logo on the back, this hoodie lets everyone know you’re probably the bad influence… or at least the one buying the treats.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRidiculously soft. Heavyweight. Built for late-night walks, therapy appointments you swear you’re going to reschedule, and explaining why your Frenchie has more outfits than you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re raising a little menace or are the little menace, welcome to the family.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSide Effects May Include:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💊 Random compliments from strangers.\u003cbr\u003e\n💊 Your Frenchie demanding matching outfits.\u003cbr\u003e\n💊 Barking at squirrels in solidarity.\u003cbr\u003e\n💊 Spending way too much money at The Funny Pharm Factory.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⸻\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny Warning ⚠️\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMay attract:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Other emotionally unstable dog people.\u003cbr\u003e\n* French Bulldogs you don’t know.\u003cbr\u003e\n* People asking, “Where did you get that hoodie?”\u003cbr\u003e\n* An uncontrollable urge to buy “just one more.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⸻\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer 💊\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis hoodie is not FDA approved.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt will not fix your anxiety, your overthinking, or your dog’s obsession with eating things they shouldn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt may, however, improve your confidence by approximately 24.7%.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear responsibly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Funny Pharm Factory™\u003cbr\u003e\nWe’re all patients just trying to help. 🐾💊\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Pakistan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. 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