Ascension - The Funny Pharm Factory Tee
XS
$23.00
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Some journeys aren’t measured in miles…
They’re measured in mindset.
Ascension is about rising above the noise, climbing out of the chaos, and finding a higher perspective when your mind wants to pull you in the opposite direction.
Rendered in glowing neon linework, Bill takes flight as The Funny Pharm Factory’s silent guardian—part rock legend, part emotional support, and always ready to help carry the weight.
Sometimes the climb isn’t upward.
Sometimes it’s inward.
We’re all patients just trying to help.
⸻
⚠ WARNING LABEL
WARNING: May cause spontaneous air guitar solos, increased volume on classic rock playlists, unexplained feelings of ascension, and the irresistible urge to stare dramatically into the sky.
Do not operate emotional baggage while ascending.
If symptoms of enlightenment persist… keep climbing.
Ascension - The Funny Pharm Factory Tee
$23.00
They’re measured in mindset.
Ascension is about rising above the noise, climbing out of the chaos, and finding a higher perspective when your mind wants to pull you in the opposite direction.
Rendered in glowing neon linework, Bill takes flight as The Funny Pharm Factory’s silent guardian—part rock legend, part emotional support, and always ready to help carry the weight.
Sometimes the climb isn’t upward.
Sometimes it’s inward.
We’re all patients just trying to help.
⸻
⚠ WARNING LABEL
WARNING: May cause spontaneous air guitar solos, increased volume on classic rock playlists, unexplained feelings of ascension, and the irresistible urge to stare dramatically into the sky.
Do not operate emotional baggage while ascending.
If symptoms of enlightenment persist… keep climbing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |