Fight or Flight Mode - The Funny Pharm Factory
XS
$34.99
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Fight or Flight Mode isn’t just a trauma response—it’s a lifestyle.
One Frenchie chooses violence. The other chooses cardio. Whichever one you relate to depends entirely on who’s texting, what’s on your calendar, and whether you’ve had caffeine yet.
Made for dog lovers, healthcare workers, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever been one inconvenience away from a complete system reboot.
Wear responsibly… or don’t.
⚠️ FPF WARNING: This shirt does not cure anxiety. It simply lets everyone know you’re fully aware of your own chaos. If symptoms persist, pet a dog, drink some water, and avoid replying “K.” to important texts.
Fight or Flight Mode - The Funny Pharm Factory
$34.99
One Frenchie chooses violence. The other chooses cardio. Whichever one you relate to depends entirely on who’s texting, what’s on your calendar, and whether you’ve had caffeine yet.
Made for dog lovers, healthcare workers, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever been one inconvenience away from a complete system reboot.
Wear responsibly… or don’t.
⚠️ FPF WARNING: This shirt does not cure anxiety. It simply lets everyone know you’re fully aware of your own chaos. If symptoms persist, pet a dog, drink some water, and avoid replying “K.” to important texts.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |