Main Character Energy - The Funny Pharm Factory Tee
XS
$36.99
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Diagnosis: Main Character Energy.
Congratulations. You’ve officially been diagnosed with believing every room is your entrance scene. Side effects may include dramatic exits, unnecessary slow-motion walks, imaginary theme music, and an unhealthy amount of confidence.
No prescription required. Just wear responsibly.
The Funny Pharm Factory
Psych Unit Collection
We’re all patients just trying to help.
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Warning Label
⚠️ WARNING
* May cause strangers to assume you’re cooler than you actually are.
* Do not wear while trying to blend in.
* Increased risk of dramatic entrances.
* Side effects include confidence, sarcasm, and walking like a movie soundtrack is playing.
* If symptoms of Main Character Energy last longer than 4 hours… keep serving.
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* PATIENT WARNING
* Do not combine with ego boosters.
* Avoid prolonged mirror exposure.
* May cause spontaneous hair flips, outfit checks, and unnecessary cinematic poses.
* Consult Dr. Bill if you begin referring to your life as “my origin story.”
Main Character Energy - The Funny Pharm Factory Tee
$36.99
Congratulations. You’ve officially been diagnosed with believing every room is your entrance scene. Side effects may include dramatic exits, unnecessary slow-motion walks, imaginary theme music, and an unhealthy amount of confidence.
No prescription required. Just wear responsibly.
The Funny Pharm Factory
Psych Unit Collection
We’re all patients just trying to help.
⸻
Warning Label
⚠️ WARNING
* May cause strangers to assume you’re cooler than you actually are.
* Do not wear while trying to blend in.
* Increased risk of dramatic entrances.
* Side effects include confidence, sarcasm, and walking like a movie soundtrack is playing.
* If symptoms of Main Character Energy last longer than 4 hours… keep serving.
*
* PATIENT WARNING
* Do not combine with ego boosters.
* Avoid prolonged mirror exposure.
* May cause spontaneous hair flips, outfit checks, and unnecessary cinematic poses.
* Consult Dr. Bill if you begin referring to your life as “my origin story.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |